Thursday, February 25, 2010

How to Evict A Raccoon in Three Easy Steps

Step One: Determine that there is a raccoon living in the ductwork under your office building. It helps if your office building used to be a house.

Step Two: Empty an entire box of mothballs into said ductwork under the building as raccoons can't stand the smell and will voluntarily leave.

Step Three: Evict humans for the rest of the day as they also can't stand the smell.

Really, it's that simple!

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